Interviewer: Hi! I see that you’re new to the horror host crew! Care to introduce yourself?
THB: Hi everyone! I’m The Headless Ballerina!
Interviewer: So why did you decide that this whole horror host gig was right for you?
THB: Well I guess it all started when I lost my head. That actually happened at my last dance recital. Well you see, I finished my routine with a beautiful grand jeté ……all the way off the stage and into the wings, where I proceeded to break my neck. And well here I am, in the land of the horror creatures with no head. I’ve never really been much of an actress, but I’ve always been interested in getting my foot in the door. So here I am!
Interviewer: Oh that’s so interesting! How are you adjusting down here with the creatures?
THB: You know, it was pretty hard at first. I miss my family terribly, but what keeps me going is that I know is that I’ll eventually see them here! On the bright side, I have a headless kitty cat named Boo!
Interviewer: Well I’m glad that you’re adjusting well! Is there anything else you’d like to add?
THB: I’d just like to say that I’m incredibly glad that I have the opportunity to work with all the horror hosts currently out there, and I can’t wait to get started on this new journey!
Interviewer: Thank you Headless Ballerina! I’m excited to see your debut!
THB: Thank you so much! My first project will be coming out this coming December, look out for “She Screamed and She Ran!”
Interviewer: Will do! Well that’s all that we have for today!